Monday, December 14, 2009

Random Street Books



Finally, a decent copy of Adams' Doctor's Amazing Speed Reducing Diet!

You could read it a couple of ways:
-A diet book which will help reduce your weight at an amazing speed. By some unidentified doctor's biographer.
-A diet book about the ease and pleasure of the compulsive use of crystal meth as a means to stay trim. For doctors.
-A book about how to reduce your habitual dieting at a disquieting rate. Written by Yakov Smirnoff.
-A fine hardbound edition of Dilbert comics, and the title is some stupid fucking generalized office metajoke that I don't get.
-Proof positive that spellcheck alone will not solve all of your publishing concerns.

It really is a dream-like spiral of some sort; I keep reading the words but their united meaning escapes me.